“ My [minimum wage job] won’t pay my rent… I’m gonna get an Iphone. You should get one too…It’s not faulty logic. Well it’s sort of faulty logic. I mean it totally makes sense. Well it doesn’t make any sense for you. But it makes sense. Why shouldn’t I have the things I want in life? Life is too short. I am clearly not marrying [redacted famous person] which will give me some financial stability. And who knows if I’ll actually write that book I’m writing so why shouldn’t I have the things I want when I can actually have them? So you should pay the $200 and get out of Tmobile and get an Iphone. My parents are fuckers - I mean I love them but they’ll pay for anything and I want an Iphone. It’s like when Kobe Bryant bought his wife that big ass ring. An Iphone is a writer’s $4 million ring. I think these dogs have fleas. They keep scratching. Do they scratch just because? Puppies, I’m drunk… I don’t understand why the Jews move to Florida. I fucking hate Florida… I only call when I want money. I call home all the time…I have come to the conclusion that I should not have children or dogs. And not in that order. I mean it’s nice when they cuddle against you but they smell. And they ate my books. And my $300 sunglasses.
Comments (View)
Khaliah, on why I need to get out of my cellphone contract and get an Iphone. (via thefamouschronicles)
Yep. I’m reblogging my own quote.
