The Bitchy Diary

Sometimes I'm bitchy. I want to share my bitchiness with anyone who will listen.

It just gets better - Khaliah, vino bottle #2

  • I get better and better
  • Khaliah: Can we share a hotel room [at the wedding in Cape Cod]?
  • Me: Yes, but if we want to get laid, we'll just have to agree that it's going to be group sex.
  • Khaliah: Sex with who?
  • Me: I dunno. Cater waiters. Townies.
  • Khaliah: The cater-waiters better be hot then cause if I don't sleep with Iowa townies . . .
  • Khaliah: What makes the cod . . .o wait. . .cod . . .never mind.
  • Me: Yes dear? What makes the Cod Cape?
  • Khaliah: o cod...cod piece....penis.
  • Khaliah: I have a one track mind.
  • Me: why is it called a cod piece? what are you trying to ask?
  • Khaliah: no I was trying to make a joke about sex the cape...cod.
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