- Me: Did you ever hear from that dude?
- Friend: Nah. I think I've gotten, like, 2 texts in the past year.
- Me: Typical.
- Friend: Yeah, I'm like, thanks for the sex, dude. Too bad I couldn't feel your penis.
The Bitchy Diary
Sometimes I'm bitchy. I want to share my bitchiness with anyone who will listen.
